i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I made out with an Italian cab driver. Not cool. Help. Good news he will drive us anywhere we want to go as long as you cook food?!?!?! I want to melt into the pavement.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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