Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Just found dollar bills in my sheets. What part of the weekend am I forgetting?
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
BUT I'M ALSO ONLY IN IT FOR SEX AND HE CAN'T EVEN GET THAT PART RIGHT.LIKE LITERALLY ALL HE HAS TO DO IS DICK ME DOWN AND BE A DECENT HUMAN BEING IS THAT SO HARD TO ASK?!
I supernannyed him into submission
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
