bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
The bartender was shocked when I took the mop bucket from him and told him I'd take care of my friends puke.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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