ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
Tequila 1 marriage 0
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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