Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Listen to me plotting my whoredom.
There's a homeless man outside the bar. I have a toothbrush and toothpaste in my car. I think i'm going to give them to him. And they said drinking is bad.
You're so thoughtful.
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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