we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
Hurricane my ass. I'm riding a god damn kayak down the flooded highway if it's the last god damn thing I do, god damnit.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
We were supposed to hurry because the restaurant closed at 9. I ended up giving him a blow job so we had to eat at Arby's instead.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
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