We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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