love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
he was chasing shots of soco with fistfuls of my birthday cake
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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