Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
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