I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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