Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I woke up alone at my apt. On the floor with the door wide open, but still. Success.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
We were pulling the glow sticks off of him and he just kept yelling, "my bones! You're taking my bones!" and asking me if I was on the crew team
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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