I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
I'm so turned on right now it's fucking stupid. I hate burger king commercials
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
I feel like my liver should be on crutches right now
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
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