A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
I got arrested for "public intoxication". Fuckers threw me out of the bar into public... i mean shit they have thirsty Thursdays. And I get thrown out for self serve Sundays plus a citation.
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
He made me this shot called the allergen. It was a shot of vodka with a Claritin dropped in it.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
How did the test come back?
I've never been so happy to have a yeast infection. And i got a free pack of birth control
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