I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I was jumping over your garbage can screaming "Im a snow cat!!" ..Who wouldn't want to see that?
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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