She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
holy fuck man...it feels like I got beat the fuck out of by death's baseball bat...chimichangas?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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