And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I just gift wrapped bread.
only my mom would pack illegal paraphernalia in a care package..
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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