My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
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