Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Woke up on a mattress on a roof this morning with a pair of briefs next to me. Oh fleet week.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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