Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
this hospital has no fireball
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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