have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He went to 7/11 first and came back with condoms and a banana "in case we get hungry"
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
It took me twenty minutes to read that sentence.
All I said was okay...
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
