sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
Seriously insulted!! You can not share my dick pick with your gay brother. He won't quit poking me on fb
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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