No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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