i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Yeah things got weird. You ate an entire bag of hotdog buns, then tried to catch a tree on fire with a candle.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I don't know man. She said my cock made her promises my heart couldn't fulfill.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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