I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
They are like the regular squirrels and we are flying squirrels
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
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