3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
So I have to go swallow an entire zebra. Ur on ur own girl.
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Found your dick twin last night
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
i just sexted for my mom while she was driving, i have hit an all time low.
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