Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
You were trust falling into bushes
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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