You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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