$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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