Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I stole an accordion from the bar
Accidentally
I'm having ragrets about stealing the accordion
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
Randomize
