Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
he's the only person i know who can drink himself into and out of alcohol poisoning.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
sooo, that video of you eating lasangna with the strobe going magically reappeared on my phone
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
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