Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I just dropped my cookie in my glass of milk and looked at it for ten minutes. Thanks for telling me you made weed cookies.
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
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