the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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