I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I swear it's like I have a jerk off quota I have to meet each week. If I miss three days I have a wet dream and it's like a wasted jizz, and it gets everywhereeeeeee.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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