About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
Your mom is more observant then Randy Newman.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
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