Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
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