This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i finished masturbating and realized my blackberry had accidentaly called my grandmother in my pocket during it. awkward...
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
