Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Can't tell if waking up covered in easy mac is the sign of an amazing or terrible night
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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