Nothings more american than taking a shit with a handgun next to you.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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