Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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