do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
it's 8 a.m. and there are people having sex at the foot of the strangers bed i'm in. the guy just asked the girl how she lost her baby weight so fast.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
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