just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
you told me you wanted to be a soccer mom with a high tolerance then you put the bottle to your face
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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