what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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