Plan B is the new Plan A
Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
Hey man, when I left for work she was laying on the couch naked cuddling your keurig, can you clean that mess up?
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
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