he pushed my hair back because he said it made me look like kelly kapowski and he told me to call him zach
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I smell like cotton candy and guilt.
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