worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
I made $130 by ordering two pizzas and charging them $10 a slice. If they weren't so stoned they might have realized they could have just ordered another pizza for $20.
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
Randomize
