I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
There comes a time in every girls life when she must use her boobs for good instead of evil.
Your pregnant arnt you
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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