Having a random hookup so left but love u
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
And my parents said I crawled through the house
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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