shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
Guy having heart attack in McDonalds. Classic.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
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Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
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