Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
Randomize
