hell yes lets make some ravioli
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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